How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
