What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.