What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."
"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
