What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
