What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
