What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
