What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
