What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.
The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
One night I came home a little late and very drunk. There was my wife standing there holding a broom
Thinking fast (maybe too fast) I said: "Are you still cleaning or are you going for a ride?"
