What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
