What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
