What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
