What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
What's the difference between a husand and a wife?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
