What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Teacher to the class: "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
So Little Johnny raises his hand: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher said looked puzzled but answered: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Little Johnny answered: "Then I have definitely crapped my pants."
