What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Sally: "Let's play house."
Little Johnny: "What do I do?"
Sally: "Communicate your feelings."
Johnny: "How do I do that?"
Sally: "Perfect. You can be the husband!"
A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"
His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"
My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
