What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...
