What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.
He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.