What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
A guy was organizing his cards for Valentine's Day and realized he made a huge mistake!
"For fucks sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her."
