What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"
Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
