Who Likes Bananas?

I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.