Who Likes Bananas?

I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

I turned my whole life around.

I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene