Who Likes Bananas?

I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.