Who Likes Bananas?

I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.