Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.