What's On TV?

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.