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Strange Sexual Positions

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 February 2016
Hits: 2892

A couple went to a sex therapist to try and improve their sex live. After hearing the couple's complaints, the therapist suggested they experiment a little more. "For example," he suggested, "You might try different positions, like the wheelbarrow. You lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "But on two conditions. First if it hurts, you'll stop right away, and second," she insisted, "You must promise we won't go past my mother's."

I Love Bird Watching

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 February 2016
Hits: 2994

What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!

Toss My Honeymoon Salad

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 February 2016
Hits: 2986

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Not Necessarily A Religious Test

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 February 2016
Hits: 2643

You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

If they all went, it would be hell.

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