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Strange Sexual Positions

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 February 2016
Hits: 2965

A couple went to a sex therapist to try and improve their sex live. After hearing the couple's complaints, the therapist suggested they experiment a little more. "For example," he suggested, "You might try different positions, like the wheelbarrow. You lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "But on two conditions. First if it hurts, you'll stop right away, and second," she insisted, "You must promise we won't go past my mother's."

I Love Bird Watching

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 February 2016
Hits: 3042

What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!

Toss My Honeymoon Salad

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 February 2016
Hits: 3041

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Not Necessarily A Religious Test

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 February 2016
Hits: 2720

You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

If they all went, it would be hell.

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Everything Is Legal If You Don't Get Caught

"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?

I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"

Rather Have A Puppy

Little Johnny is walking along with his father and they pass two dogs that are going at it. He says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' over there?"

His father says, "Er... son, they're making a puppy."

That night, Little Johnny walks past his parents bedroom, and the old man's giving it to the old lady. Little Johnny says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' now?"

His father says, "Er...son, we're making you a baby brother."

Little Johnny says, "Well, flip her over. I'd rather have a puppy."

What's The Scoop

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

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