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Strange Sexual Positions

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 February 2016
Hits: 2442

A couple went to a sex therapist to try and improve their sex live. After hearing the couple's complaints, the therapist suggested they experiment a little more. "For example," he suggested, "You might try different positions, like the wheelbarrow. You lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "But on two conditions. First if it hurts, you'll stop right away, and second," she insisted, "You must promise we won't go past my mother's."

I Love Bird Watching

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 February 2016
Hits: 2561

What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!

Toss My Honeymoon Salad

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 February 2016
Hits: 2546

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Not Necessarily A Religious Test

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 February 2016
Hits: 2200

You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

If they all went, it would be hell.

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My Kind Of Rabbi!

A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid. When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.

He immediately picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

The girl gets up to leave and starts to get dressed when the rabbi stops her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

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