What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
Forty-five pounds.
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."
He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
