How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
