How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...
sex.
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
