How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Why'd my wife cross the road?To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
