How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
