How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
A drunk calls the police, and says, "They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal..."
Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat."
How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
