How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Why'd my wife cross the road?To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
