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Simple Test

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 February 2016
Hits: 2901

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

One Difference Between Men And Women

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 February 2016
Hits: 2426

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

He Takes The Crown

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 February 2016
Hits: 2667

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Who Likes Flowers?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 February 2016
Hits: 2737

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

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One Of A Kind

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

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One Difference Between Men And Women

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

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