D*ck Joke of the Day
A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.
  • Home
  • Dick Jokes
  • Just Plain Funny
  • That's when the fight started
  • WTF?!
  • About
  • Send Dick A Joke

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

  1. You are here:  
  2. Home
  3. Every Frickin' Joke

Every Frickin' Joke

Simple Test

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 19 February 2016
Hits: 3203

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

One Difference Between Men And Women

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 18 February 2016
Hits: 2704

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

He Takes The Crown

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 February 2016
Hits: 2937

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Who Likes Flowers?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 February 2016
Hits: 3038

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Page 149 of 286

  • 144
  • 145
  • 146
  • 147
  • 148
  • 149
  • 150
  • 151
  • 152
  • 153

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Do You Swallow?

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

All I Need Is A Little LSD

A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"

Excuses, Excuses

A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."

"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"

Copyright © 2025 D*ck Joke Of The Day. All Rights Reserved.