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Simple Test

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 19 February 2016; Hits: 3203

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

One Difference Between Men And Women

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 18 February 2016; Hits: 2704

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

He Takes The Crown

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 February 2016; Hits: 2937

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Who Likes Flowers?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 February 2016; Hits: 3038

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Just Normal Porn Star Behavior

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

Turn It Off!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

Just Plain Stupid

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, "I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened."

The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car." The Patrol Man said to the man's wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right, lady?"

She replied, "Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he's drunk."