Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
