Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
