Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
A little boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
So his father takes him up to the bedroom where mom is sleeping. "Look at this," he says as he lifts the covers carefully. "That's a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No!" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
