Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
