Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
