Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.
I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."
And that's when the fight started...
