Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."
Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
