What's the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.
The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."
The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."
