Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
