Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"
"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."
