Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
