Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
