What's The Dress Code | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 August 2016; Hits: 1501

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza

#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!