Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?
Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"
Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."
And that's when the fight started...
