Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
