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Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?

Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Why can't lesbians adopt a child?

Because they don't serve minors to lickers.