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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Wipe Nair On, Wipe Hair Off

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Don't Do It

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You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What Are You Doing Today?

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Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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Professional Opinion

Guy visits the doctor and tells him, "Doc, I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor tells him, "Bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day, the guy comes back with his wife. The doctor tells her, "Please take off all of your clothes and lie down on the table." After she's lying there naked, the doctor walks around the table a few times, looking her up and down and all around.

Finally he pulls the guy aside and assures him, "You're fine. She don't give me a hard-on, either."

Never Drink And Drive

A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

Warm Apple Pie

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.