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Easy To Figure Out

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Wipe Nair On, Wipe Hair Off

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Don't Do It

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You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What Are You Doing Today?

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Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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