Every Frickin' Joke

Easy To Figure Out

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 February 2017; Hits: 2262

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Wipe Nair On, Wipe Hair Off

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 16 February 2017; Hits: 2933

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Don't Do It

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 February 2017; Hits: 2834

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What Are You Doing Today?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 February 2017; Hits: 3329

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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A Winning Idea

I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery. She told me she'd take half and leave me.

So I told her: "Great! I won 10 bucks on a scratch-off this morning. Here's your five, now get the fuck out."

And that's when the fight started...

Get A Little Culture

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...

Adam and Eve

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.