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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 February 2017
Hits: 2435

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Wipe Nair On, Wipe Hair Off

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 16 February 2017
Hits: 3062

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Don't Do It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 February 2017
Hits: 2963

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What Are You Doing Today?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 February 2017
Hits: 3536

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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