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One Of A Kind

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 09 March 2017; Hits: 2732

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Very Much The Same

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 March 2017; Hits: 2943

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

Lights Out

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 March 2017; Hits: 3341

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

Two At Once

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 06 March 2017; Hits: 2815

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

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A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."

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What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

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The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."

The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."

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