Every Frickin' Joke

One Of A Kind

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 09 March 2017; Hits: 2652

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Very Much The Same

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 March 2017; Hits: 2851

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

Lights Out

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 March 2017; Hits: 3236

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

Two At Once

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 06 March 2017; Hits: 2731

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

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A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

Get In Line

Guy visits his doctor with a problem "Doc, I don't know what to do about my wife. Every night, she goes to Harry's Bar and picks up men. She's fucking everybody in town and it's driving me crazy. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then give me the directions to Harry's Bar."

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Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king – moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him... but I said no."

Husband says: "Yep... and it looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

And that's when the fight started...