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Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 09 March 2017
Hits: 2652

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Very Much The Same

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 March 2017
Hits: 2851

What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

Lights Out

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 March 2017
Hits: 3236

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

Two At Once

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 06 March 2017
Hits: 2731

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

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