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One Of A Kind

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

Very Much The Same

Category: Dick Jokes
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What do a condom & a coffin have in common?

You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.

Lights Out

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

Two At Once

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

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Hold On There

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

Look It Up

A koala bear walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender points to a cute little trick at the end of the bar. So the koala bear walks up to her and in a few minutes they're heading to her place. When they get they're the koala bear immediately goes down on her. After a few minutes he jumps up and splits.

The next night, the woman spots the koala bear at the bar again and confronts him saying: "You owe me money!" "For what?" the koala asks. The woman rolls her eyes and tells him, "I'm a prostitute." The koala bear pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money." The koala says, "I don't owe you a thing. I'm a koala bear. Look it up." Before she can protest the koala hands her the dictionary.

The woman looks up "koala bear" and reads, "Koala bear: Eats bush and leaves.”

A Night On The Town

After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.  

That's when I realized I made it home safely.