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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 March 2017
Hits: 2498

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

You Can't Unread This One

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 March 2017
Hits: 2370

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Some Good Advice Girls

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 March 2017
Hits: 2395

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

See If He Measures Up

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2017
Hits: 2644

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

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Facts Of Life

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

All I Want For Christmas

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

The Race Is On

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

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