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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 March 2017; Hits: 2260

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

You Can't Unread This One

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 04 March 2017; Hits: 2156

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Some Good Advice Girls

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 March 2017; Hits: 2190

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

See If He Measures Up

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2017; Hits: 2434

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

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You Go First

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife finally had enough. She figured she would break him of that crazy habit. So one night, while they were right in the middle of a romantic session, she flipped on the lights.

To her shock she looked down and saw her husband was holding a giant dildo. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him. "How could you lie to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll explain the rubber dick if you explain the kids."

Happy Face

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.