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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 March 2017
Hits: 2611

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

You Can't Unread This One

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 March 2017
Hits: 2461

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Some Good Advice Girls

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 March 2017
Hits: 2513

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

See If He Measures Up

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2017
Hits: 2756

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

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Outpatient Surgery

I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.

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Not A Total Loss

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

This is No Bull

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...

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