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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 March 2017
Hits: 2546

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

You Can't Unread This One

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 March 2017
Hits: 2415

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Some Good Advice Girls

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 March 2017
Hits: 2454

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

See If He Measures Up

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2017
Hits: 2703

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

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A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"

A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"

Doctor's Recommendation

A doctor is meeting with a husband after examining his wife. The doctor tells him: "Your wife's diagnosis is uncertain. She either has Aids or she has Alzheimers."

The husband asks: "What should I do, doc?"

The doctor advises him: "Drive her five miles outside of town and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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