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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 March 2017
Hits: 2643

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

You Can't Unread This One

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 March 2017
Hits: 2497

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Some Good Advice Girls

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 March 2017
Hits: 2558

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

See If He Measures Up

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2017
Hits: 2793

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

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On The Parade Route

Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.

One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."

The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"

Another One Into A Bar

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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