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Small Design Difference

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 01 March 2017
Hits: 2457

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

Sharing is Caring

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 28 February 2017
Hits: 2176

My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"

I told her: "Both of them."

And that's when the fight started...

 

It's A Dirty Job

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 February 2017
Hits: 2955

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

Too Damn Polite, Eh?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 26 February 2017
Hits: 2473

Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

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Read Him His Rights

A female officer arrests a drunk. As she puts the cuffs on him she warns: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."

Before she can finish the drunk shouts out: "Boobs"

Doctor's Recommendation

A doctor is meeting with a husband after examining his wife. The doctor tells him: "Your wife's diagnosis is uncertain. She either has Aids or she has Alzheimers."

The husband asks: "What should I do, doc?"

The doctor advises him: "Drive her five miles outside of town and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Education Pays

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

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