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Small Design Difference

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 01 March 2017
Hits: 2230

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

Sharing is Caring

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 28 February 2017
Hits: 1858

My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"

I told her: "Both of them."

And that's when the fight started...

 

It's A Dirty Job

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 February 2017
Hits: 2748

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

Too Damn Polite, Eh?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 26 February 2017
Hits: 2265

Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

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A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"

"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."

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What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

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