Advice From A Pickup Artist | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 22 July 2017; Hits: 966

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

#jokes They finally came out new a new blonde paint. It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

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Woman's breast implants held 1.5kg of cocaine, say Colombian airport police

#WTF?! A Honduran woman carrying 3 pounds of liquid cocaine in breast implants arrested at the airport in Colombia’s capital. Imagine doing the motor-boat on that babe!