What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
What do a condom & a coffin have in common?
You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.
The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
