What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.
The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!
A girl says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."
He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."
She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."
