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Save A Trip To The Pet Shop

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.

She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.

And that's when the fight started...

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Not What She Was Hoping For

Category: Dick Jokes
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What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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What night is it?

What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.

Safety in the Kitchen

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

Sex Is Always On Time

Typical macho guy married a good-looking broad and after the wedding, he laid down the rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't want any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any questions?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."