Every Frickin' Joke

Save A Trip To The Pet Shop

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 25 February 2017; Hits: 2543

I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.

She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.

And that's when the fight started...

One Day Down At The Head Shop

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 24 February 2017; Hits: 2461

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Not What She Was Hoping For

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 February 2017; Hits: 2724

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 22 February 2017; Hits: 2600

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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Don't Miss These Jokes!

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

World Renown

I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Until the librarian kicked me out.

The Long And The Short Of It

Three guys are arguing about who has the longest dick, and they decide the only way to find out once and for all is to go to the Observation Deck of the Empire State Building and hang them over the side.

The first guy says, "Check it out. My pecker reaches down to the 68th floor." The second guy says, "That's nothing. This beauty's dangling down past the 34th floor."

They look over and see the third guy jumping up and down and back and forth. The first guy yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?" He says, "Dodgin' traffic."