Every Frickin' Joke
Save A Trip To The Pet Shop
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 1922
I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.
She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.
And that's when the fight started...
One Day Down At The Head Shop
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1927
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Not What She Was Hoping For
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2109
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
Turn The Whole Thing Around
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1980
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
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