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Save A Trip To The Pet Shop

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 25 February 2017
Hits: 2508

I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.

She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.

And that's when the fight started...

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 February 2017
Hits: 2437

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Not What She Was Hoping For

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 February 2017
Hits: 2678

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 February 2017
Hits: 2556

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

Education Pays

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

Put Your Foot On The Brake

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

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