You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
