You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
