Every Frickin' Joke
They Have A Name For That
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2685
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Not Much To Do
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3250
A guy drives into a tiny southern town and parks in front of the one building in town that's marked General Store. He gets out and spots an old guy sitting and rocking on the porch. He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?"
The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." The stranger asks, "What do you hunt?"
The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck."
I Hope His Prayers Are Answered
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2720
A man's been praying at The Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for 20 years. One day he's being interviewed. The reporter says, "You've been praying at The Wailing Wall for 20 years?" The man says, "Absolutely, 20 years. In the morning when I get up, I pray there should be peace in the world. In the afternoon I pray that misery and hunger should be eliminated. And at night I pray that the Israelis and the Palestinians should live together in harmony."
The reporter says, "Well, those are all very nice thoughts. Tell me, how does it feel?"
The man says, "It's like talking to a fucking wall."
The Long And The Short Of It
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3352
Three guys are arguing about who has the longest dick, and they decide the only way to find out once and for all is to go to the Observation Deck of the Empire State Building and hang them over the side.
The first guy says, "Check it out. My pecker reaches down to the 68th floor." The second guy says, "That's nothing. This beauty's dangling down past the 34th floor."
They look over and see the third guy jumping up and down and back and forth. The first guy yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?" He says, "Dodgin' traffic."
Page 60 of 286