What Are You Doing Today?

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!