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The Clock Is Ticking

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 February 2017
Hits: 2348

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

Sounds Like My Ex-Wife

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 February 2017
Hits: 2082

What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?

She just kinda lays there.

All The Same

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 11 February 2017
Hits: 2550

My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."

She said: "You miss them all."

And that's when the fight started...

We Have A Runner

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 February 2017
Hits: 2375

Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

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Always Right

My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."

I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"

And that's when the fight started...

Everybody's Hiring These Days

This cute gal is on the psychiatrist's couch. She says, "Doc... you gotta help me. I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck all of my employers."

The psychiatrist says, "Hmm .. I see... ever work as a receptionist?"

Now That's A Mess

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

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