Every Frickin' Joke
The Clock Is Ticking
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
Sounds Like My Ex-Wife
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
All The Same
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."
She said: "You miss them all."
And that's when the fight started...
We Have A Runner
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
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