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The Clock Is Ticking

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 February 2017
Hits: 2839

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

Sounds Like My Ex-Wife

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 February 2017
Hits: 2618

What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?

She just kinda lays there.

All The Same

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 11 February 2017
Hits: 3076

My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."

She said: "You miss them all."

And that's when the fight started...

We Have A Runner

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 10 February 2017
Hits: 2861

Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

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Paper or Plastic?

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...

That Big?

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

What's The Scoop

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

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