What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
