What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Season."
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
