What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
