What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
