What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
