What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
