What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...
Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
