What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
