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Don't Mix These Up

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 February 2017
Hits: 2770

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

The Girls Do This All The Time

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 February 2017
Hits: 3317

Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"

"Well, at least you tried..."

And that's when the fight started...

UFO Spotted

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 February 2017
Hits: 3367

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Not Just A Kid's Game

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 February 2017
Hits: 3039

Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."

The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"

His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."

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A Tough Decision

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.

The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."

The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"

The priest says: "Do we have time?"

Going Around Town

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

Rabbi And The Priest

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

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