D*ck Joke of the Day
A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.
  • Home
  • Dick Jokes
  • Just Plain Funny
  • That's when the fight started
  • WTF?!
  • About
  • Send Dick A Joke

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

  1. You are here:  
  2. Home
  3. Every Frickin' Joke

Every Frickin' Joke

Don't Mix These Up

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 February 2017
Hits: 2471

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

The Girls Do This All The Time

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 February 2017
Hits: 3044

Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"

"Well, at least you tried..."

And that's when the fight started...

UFO Spotted

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 February 2017
Hits: 3090

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Not Just A Kid's Game

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 February 2017
Hits: 2753

Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."

The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"

His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."

Page 61 of 286

  • 56
  • 57
  • 58
  • 59
  • 60
  • 61
  • 62
  • 63
  • 64
  • 65

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Stuck In An Elevator

What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?

One who knows how to fix elevators.

They Do Look The Same

This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices a handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes through his line, she leans over and asks if he'll carry her groceries out, to which he responds, "Sure lady."

They no sooner get out of the store when she again leans over and whispers, "You know, I have an itchy pussy."

The young man responds, "You'll have to point it out lady, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"

Cannibal Culinary Habits

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.

Copyright © 2025 D*ck Joke Of The Day. All Rights Reserved.