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Don't Mix These Up

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 February 2017; Hits: 2873

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

The Girls Do This All The Time

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 04 February 2017; Hits: 3398

Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"

"Well, at least you tried..."

And that's when the fight started...

UFO Spotted

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 February 2017; Hits: 3450

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Not Just A Kid's Game

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 February 2017; Hits: 3114

Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."

The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"

His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."

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Not His Type

An Italian guy Luigi goes up to his neighbor Tony and says, "Hey, Tony... lemme ax you a question. You like-a woman with-a big, sloppy tits, that droop-a down this-a far?" Tony says, "No."

Luigi says, "Hokay. Now, lemme ax you another question. You like-a woman with-a big-a huge-a ass like a dump truck?" Tony says, "Hell, no."

Luigi then says, "Now lemme ax you one more question. You like-a woman with-a big, thick-a mustache and she's-a all the time smell like-a garlic?"

Tony says, "What-a you, crazy?"

Luigi says, "Then why you fuck-a my wife?"

Everything Looks Bigger On Camera

A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."

And that's when the fight started...

99 Bottles Of Beer...

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.