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Don't Mix These Up

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 February 2017
Hits: 2829

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

The Girls Do This All The Time

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 February 2017
Hits: 3369

Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"

"Well, at least you tried..."

And that's when the fight started...

UFO Spotted

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 February 2017
Hits: 3410

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Not Just A Kid's Game

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 February 2017
Hits: 3087

Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."

The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"

His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."

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Do I Make You Hungry Baby?

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

Peeing In The Shower Saves Water

My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.

Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.

You Do The Math

A 54 year old accountant decides to leave his wife, and to rub it in at the same time. So he writes her a letter that reads: Dear Wife, I am 54, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.

When he arrives at the hotel the front desk clerk hands him a letter that was waiting for him. It read: Dear Husband, I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Surfside Motel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy.You being an accountant can certainly appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18

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