Every Frickin' Joke
How It's Done on the Reservation
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A little Native American boy asks the chief how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, his father takes him outside the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"
Either Way It Works
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A nun came to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear confession. "Today Father Johnson told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then he opened my gates with his key."
"That bastard!" said Mother Superior. "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."
Real National Pastime
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
They Do Look The Same
- Category: Dick Jokes
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This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices a handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes through his line, she leans over and asks if he'll carry her groceries out, to which he responds, "Sure lady."
They no sooner get out of the store when she again leans over and whispers, "You know, I have an itchy pussy."
The young man responds, "You'll have to point it out lady, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"
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