Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."
And that's when the fight started...
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
