Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
How is a woman like a hurricane?
When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.