Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
My wife asked: "How was dinner?"
I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."
And that's when the fight started...
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
