Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
