Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.
He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."
The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."
