Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
