Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
