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What's In That Tackle Box

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 March 2017
Hits: 2284

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"

Good Reason To Join

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 March 2017
Hits: 2490

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.

Needed A Better Lawyer

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 March 2017
Hits: 2508

What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?

All Ken's stuff.

Off-Label Usage

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 March 2017
Hits: 2386

Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

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Over Her Dead Body

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Not The Smartest Guys

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

Makes You Want To Take An Uber

What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

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