How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
