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Westlake, Ohio couple arrested naked in bizarre incident
#WTF?! After an unclothed, alcohol-fueled night behind the wheel, naked couple arrested in Westlake. From their birthday suit to a prison jumpsuit... nice!
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#WTF?! A naked man who believed he was God and had sex with a tree was arrested for attacking a cop. Sex with a tree? Gives new morning to the phrase "morning wood." And apparently there was no law against that!
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