How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.
Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
