How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.
"Won't that knock my teeth out?"
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.