How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
