How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."
"So... what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 9."
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
