One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!