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Mother-In-Law's Gift

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 04 October 2014; Hits: 2861

Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

This year I didn't buy her anything..

When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"

And that's when the fight started...

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 02 October 2014; Hits: 3002

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary, honey?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested: "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started...

A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"

"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."