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What's On TV?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 08 October 2014
Hits: 2433

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

A Guy At The Bar

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 October 2014
Hits: 3460

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

Researchers Have Discovered

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 October 2014
Hits: 3037

Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.

Do you know what they sing?

I didn't think you did.

Old Guy Visits the Doctor

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 05 October 2014
Hits: 3433

Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."

"So... what's the problem?"

"I don't get up until 9."

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Advice From Dad

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

Sage Advice

Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was grandpa.

Anniversary Hint

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

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