Every Frickin' Joke
What's On TV?
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
A Guy At The Bar
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3241
A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.
The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "
"Getting my date drunk."
Researchers Have Discovered
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2950
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
Old Guy Visits the Doctor
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 3173
Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."
"So... what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 9."
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