Women Are A Mystery

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."