Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?
Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.
I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.