Women Are A Mystery

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...

Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody."

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.