Women Are A Mystery

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!