Women Are A Mystery

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?

Answer: My ex-wife.

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!