How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"
She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."
And that's when the fight started...
