How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
