What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
