How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.
I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"
And that's when the fight started...
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
