How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
