Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
