Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
