Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!