Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
