Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
