Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"
Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."
And that's when the fight started...
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
