Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"
A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
