Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."
The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"
Nacho says, "Before the store opened."
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
