What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
