What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."