What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
