What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.
The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "
"Getting my date drunk."
