What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
