A Musician | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 14 October 2014; Hits: 2890

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

Follow @djokeoftheday on Twitter

Texas Woman Finds Cocaine In Granola Bar

#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.