Walk Down The Aisle | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 October 2014; Hits: 2759

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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NYPD hunting for man who stuffed bag of feces down woman’s pants

#WTF?! A man seen stuffing a bag of feces down a woman's pants is not your everyday occurrence. So the New York City Police Department is appealing to the public for help after this bizarre and disturbing assault was caught on camera.