Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
