Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!