Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
