Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
