Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
