Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
