Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
