Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Three women were talking about what's it like in bed with their husbands.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an antique Chevy. I have to start it by hand and then jump on once it gets going."
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
