What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
