What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.
After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"
She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."
