What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
