Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"
Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."
How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
