Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Tragically Mickey and Minnie Mouse found themselves in divorce court.
The judge asked Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, are you telling this court that you wish to divorce your wife simply because you think she's crazy?"
Mickey replied: "I never said she was crazy... I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"
