Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
