Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks." The other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.