Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"
I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."
