What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
