What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...
sex.
A guy is sitting at the bar and he's really drunk. His dick is out, he's a monstrous hard-on, and he's beating off like there's no tomorrow.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get outta here."
The guy says, "Are you kiddin'? No way I can leave. If I stood up I couldn't walk. In fact, I'm so drunk, I don't even know who I'm screwin'."
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
