What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
