What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
