What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
