How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!
I wonder what she's doing nowadays?
Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."
Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"
