How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
