How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
