How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
Susie is 16. She comes home at 2 in the morning, with her mom waiting up mad as hell.
She says "Mom, I was with Johnny, I love him." Her mother says, "It's not love, it's infatuation."
Susie says, "But I blew him and then he fucked me in the ass."
Her mother says, "That's infatuation. When he fucks you in the ass and then you blow him... that's love."
What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
