Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
