Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
