Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
What... you didn't see that coming?
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
