Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
