Advice From Dad

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?

All Ken's stuff.

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!