Advice From Dad | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 November 2014; Hits: 1216

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

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