Advice From Dad

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"