What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
