What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
