What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
