What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
