What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.
He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."
The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."
