What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
